Posted by As if there aren’t enough of them around…still funny though
Here we go:
– Yo mama’s so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
– Yo mama’s so stupid that she sits on the TV and watches the couch!
– Yo mama’s so stupid she tripped on a cordless phone.
– Yo mama’s so fat that when she steped on to the scale it said TO BE CONTINUED
– Yo mama’s so fat you have to take the train to get on her good side!
– Yo mama’s so stupid she has a peephole in her glass door!
– Yo mama’s so stupid that when you tell her its chilly outside, she brings out a bowl!
– Yo mama’s so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”
– Yo mama’s so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
– Yo mama’s so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
– Yo mama’s so black she went to the night school and was marked absent!
– Yo mama’s so short she does backflips under the bed.
– Yo mama’s so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
– Yo mama’s so stupid, she failed a survey.
– Yo mama’s so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
– Yo mama’s so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample.
WOW!!! All these were used on Yo Momma!!! The MTV show!!!!
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE PUTS TO QUARTERS ON THE RADIO AND SAYS THAT SHE IS LISTING TO 50 CENT.
you momma s so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anerexic
Way to use the word “to” instead of “two” when saying a “yo mama is so stupid…” joke. Is that a result of the broken capslock syndrome?
YO MAMA is so stupid she sticks a battery up her ass and says “I GOT THE POWER”