Posted by A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”
In 2002, as a result of Richard Wiseman’s research this became the funniest joke in the whole world. At that time, the joke was submitted by Gurpal Gosall, of Manchester, England.
i dont get it… realyl…explain please?
IT’S SO FUNNY! The operator was going to tell him to check a pulse or something but instead he shoots him. So even if he wasn’t dead to begin with, he’s dead now. PLEASE DON’T LET MY FRIENDS EVER BE THAT DUMB!! lol.
RETARTED
This is the gayest joke in the history of man kind, i mean i’m famous and i have heard some retarded jokes before but, this is a whole new level. who ever came up with this joke is a homo. get a life homo!!!!!!
its funny but not the funniest in the world
i’m pretty sure you’re not johnny depp dude, and i’m pretty sure johnny depp has a lot more class than to say “get a life homo”.
I’ve heard this joke a million times, and it still never gets old.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT GUY IS SOO STUPID
wow wat a loser the hunter i mean.
this joke is so f@#$% lame it’s not even funny
‘johnny depp’ isn’t really Jonny Depp, Big Gilley is ‘retarted,’ Earnie5000 doesn’t have the smarts to get it, and Gari speaks English as a second language.
Awesome joke. Maybe not the funniest (to me, opinions are not fact), but definitely up there.
funny!?!!
did ya’ll know micheal jackson died??
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He ate a 12 year old weiner!!
Now that’s a funny joke!
that is creepy. Wow.
That guy is stupid
haha…that’s like kinda a good one….
WOW…. that was the stupidest joke ever.
Greatest joke of all time
How many dumbass yanks does it take to vote for Bush anyway?
halrious ! I liike it , NOT , I LOVE IT ! best joke evs
omg !!!! omg !!!omg!!!! that is like the most REARDED “joke” i have eva heard!!! although io have to admit new jearsiens are pretty STUPID!! LMAO i luv da jok
Funny, but how is that the funniest in the world?
y guys r sooo crazzy this joke was wake w.e
this joke is stupid not da funniest eva naw way
Kayla Says:
April 14th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
i’m pretty sure you’re not johnny depp dude, and i’m pretty sure johnny depp has a lot more class than to say “get a life homo”.
haha that is funnier than the joke
the funniest thing is it’s came out in 2002. i thought it’s from 1537.
A pretty good joke but This one is way more funnier
THE NUN AND THE HIPPIE
A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to
her, and asks her: “Can we have sex?”
“No,” she replies, “I’m married to God.”
She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says:”I can tell you
how to get to have sex with her!”
“Yeah?”, says the hippie.
“Yeah!”, say the bus driver. “She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night
at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a
hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in
the cemetery claiming to be God.”
The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as
suggested on the next Tuesday night.
“I am God,” he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face.
“Have sex with me.”
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal
sex, as she is desperate not to lose her Virginity.
‘God’ agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he
jumps up and throws back his hood with a Flourish.
“Ha-ha,” he cries. “I’m the hippie!”
“Ha-ha,” cries the nun. “I’m the bus driver!
hahahahahahha funny i get it he shoots the guy to make sure he is dead hahahahaha